Belated Day of Atonement

Papa Does Preach

With all due respect, why is it that it is mostly the ultra- conservative fundamentalist types who feel that children will grow up to be sinners in need of repentance and worthy of redemption?

Because God gave them the Day of Atonement.




Air Superiority Complex

What amount of talking with God will make up for the things man does to his neighbor?

None, but get confessing anyways on the Day of Atonement.




A Tree Grows in Jerusalem

Is there a place on earth so holy that it guarantees salvation to the pilgrims who trek across the desert for a ticket to heaven?

Not really, you can celebrate the Day of Atonement anywhere.




Red Buttons Pusher

With all the trials and tribulations that a lifetime can deliver, why are some folk hell-bent on more death and destruction? Are they out of their blinking minds?

No, they have the Day of Atonement to fall back on.




Yoruba Rituals Not Just in Hialeah

And how is it that ones past indiscretions can be wiped away for a day with no food and a pile of prayer?

Very nicely on the Day of Atonement.

Hey wait a moment, is that Mr. Clucky ? !@#$&

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