Cut Collages, Not Cats

Did Young Fidel Castro Torture Animals? Probably Yes.


Eye on Miami has the link to the Capture of the Cat Killer:

An 18-year-old was arrested early Sunday and charged in the recent killings and mutilation of more than a dozen cats which have terrorized pet owners in Palmetto and Cutler bays, authorities said.

Tyler Hayes Weinman, who recently graduated from Miami Palmetto Senior High, was charged with 19 counts of animal cruelty, 19 counts of improperly disposing of an animal body and four counts of burglary.

Police said he was arrested while attending a party in Coral Gables.

The All-Scratching Hair-Ball Curse for Young Boys

May the Feline Deities hound young Tyler's every thought. May his morally bankrupt gap of a soul be filled with the light of a creative spirit of Cheshire Cat to save his sorry bony-white .




Divorce is Sicker Than Cat Blood.

"Weinman's parents divorced in 2006, according to county civil records."

Why can't some families just learn to get along. I am going to guess there was no joy for art in that household. Art bonds human experience with magic and color. Disregard art and you turn off the light of love.



Collage Your Way To Mental Health.

You know they say the arts and crafts can be a useful tool for reforming the criminal, but if you start a real art education at an early age the likelihood of boys becoming cat killers by 18 is greatly diminished.



Sylvester The Super Mutilated Cat For Donkey Lovers.


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Fear Not, Taserware Party

The U.S. government doesn't consider Tasers to be firearms. They're legal in most states —

Annie Oakley might agree that every lady needs a little protection... then and now.
Personal security is all the rage. Why not be your own first-responder, get a taser, enhance it with a weekly boxing class at the local gym and you've got that "No Fear" attitudinal essential in todays uncertain world.

unfun with photoshop

Time and again the discontented will make a dent in the armor of modernity, but like sheeps below the radar, there is little genius out there, just lots of mad people. Ted Kaczynski aka unabomber wrote a chilling manifesto, like a luddite on redbull gone kraczinski. he is doing life.

"116. Because of the constant pressure that the system exerts to modify human behavior, there is a gradual increase in the number of people who cannot or will not adjust to society's requirements: welfare leeches, youth-gang members, cultists, anti-government rebels, radical environmentalist saboteurs, dropouts and resisters of various kinds."

i know it's not fourth of july or sept 11 but summer is around the corner and it may not be pretty. Time will tell.

just suppose time

wtf was Time magazine thinking here, that they could juxtapose these two mugshots with a caption "the incredible shrinking democrat" and have anything but a negative read. those two were not separated at birth but either will be better than grandpa. With a "winner take all / we all loose" theme, it's true there cannoli be one... but folks at time got custard filled fried dough for brains on this one.



Here's a collage by adolfo

eye (sores) on miami

Dumbtown Miami is shaping UP real nicely.... for phallus challenged developers and their officials. Here is my version of the tallest building ever, towers up beyond the ozone layer n space-junk, where the elite will meet in hermetically sealed condos.

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