Thursday, January 7, 2010

Brrrrr in the Swamp

Jackass Frost

Anyone who has been to Niagara Falls knows that it takes a hell of allot of mother nature to bring that relentless cascade of H2O to a frozen halt.

Blue States

It is generally accepted that Canada and anything north of the Mason-Dixon is bound to ice up in February... but 45 degrees in the swamp is downright un-american.


Old is New Again

We may turn blue like those people from the block-buster film Avatar.
Ice is nice in your drink but to live in a world without heat is so un-american.



The Sky is Frozen

The day a chunk of iceberg can survive the blistering South Florida sun is the day I move to Bora Bora.

Cuddle Pooch

Please make certain your lovables are all sweatered up and there are plenty of scooby snacks for everyone in your tropical igloo.

Joe the Homeless

Don't forget to check outside before bedtime, just in case someone has been left out in the cold.


Blankets-R-Us

Is that the cutest picture or what! Warms my heart just looking at those bundles of joy.
Even though they run hot, children are particularly vulnerable to hypothermia and dehydration.



Brrrr Essential

Thank the Lawd somethings just get better when iced.


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