Sunday, July 1, 2012

what in TarNation


What in tarnation is up lately with the maniacal use of crude.  Why are jobs so linked to this filthy poisonous fuel source.  Are we so stupid not to see our addiction to oil as the eventual tarring and feathering of this nation.


It seems that everywhere you turn there is a bright orange work crew tearing up perfectly good sidewalks and curbs and streets.  I guess we are just another one of those "developing nations".



We all know these are tough economic times and so having any job is better than being unemployed.  The gov'ment knows there must be jobs otherwise folk get all revolting in the streets.  So for a swelling underclass of unskilled laborers, breaking rock is welcomed work when available. For shady contractors, endless road work is a golden goose.


But who exactly are the genius planners that decided to destroy American infrastructure only to rebuild it one dump truck at a time.  It is the non-partisan experts in DC who craft those economic stimulus packages.  And it s also those paid-for legislators in the state capitol handing out contracts to their clients.  And it is the lowly ditch digger just doing his job.


It is possible that all this tearing up and shit is simply a very unimaginative ruse by politicians in a last ditch effort to stall the global economic meltdown looming in their own rearview mirrors.


Is it just me or are others getting a little bit fed up with endless road work.


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Sunday, June 24, 2012

305 Fails

New Restaurant in North Miami with Castle Front and Lousy Everything.

Painting Stripes on Alton Road Clogging Traffic at Monday Morning Rush Hour ...



People Unfriendly Capital Improvement Projects that Never End.

The Dream Lifter a Whale of an Aircraft sits Conspicuous by the Road on the approach to MIA.

Another Concrete Anchorage Signals More Visual Pollution On I-95.

Gotta Love This in the Age of Signage.

Not Exactly BlueChip Street Art Near MidTown.

Another Cement Truck Lumbers by Traffic Congestion near MidTown.


Just Ma Job Mang.  Spraying Poison on the Cobblestones of MidTown.

Over Designed District Open Space Fabulous and Idle.

A Message from Dade County All Trees Must Die Department.


From the Guys that Saved My Ass,  Another Ugly Giant Billboard.

More Stupid Street Bumps, Humps, Curbs for the Public Good.


Luxury Cars and Happy Faces Plastered on a Metro Bus, a Calloused Insult for People Who Must Wait for the Next Bus.

Shame About That Graffiti Thing.

Metal Scrappers Wait Their Turn at the Weigh Station near Little Haiti.

Quick, Stop by for Universal Culture!

Glad to be a Counter Cyclical Driver.

Luxury Mc-Mansion Sits Unfinished 6 years and Counting.

People First, Unless you're in a Hurry.

Seriously Stupid...

... and Proud of It.

Boys and Their Toys, LFO's Trap Speeders and Whomever They Want Around the Corner Near You.

Another Petty Bureaucrat with a Nice Car.

No Mans Land, Zombie Central at McArthur Causeway.

An Elevated Road Under Construction Over the River of Grass... 


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Tuesday, June 19, 2012

Banksy on 41 Street


``And since this was all they knew-- / all this much-- /they assumed they knew it all.''

Gerald Costanzo 




For some long forgotten reason, 41 Street on Miami Beach is also named Arthur Godfrey Boulevard.


Some may recall ol'Red as the iconic character emulated by many a wanna-be well- heeled gad-fly loud-mouthes that liked to wet their whistles in the swamp.

No joke, Arthur Godfrey the hugely successful cigarette salesman and ukulele player was aslo a veteran aviator.  Flying high on a family fortune of free thinkers, Godfrey was not without controversy. Some say he was unforgiving with artists and female companions. I say he must have squirreled away bundles of greenback in his mattress on Miami Beach.  Perhaps this is why there are so many banks on 41 Street. 



Pine Tree Drive and 41 street anchored by the old templesque Jefferson Savings currently the artzy HSBC.


Citibank stands like the house of saud opposite a shitty donut shop on Sheridan. 


Banco de Americano open 24 horas Ay-Ti-Em.




another bank


another bank


another bank


another bank


another bank


another bank


and wait for it...  another money grubbing Bank opening soon.  

Why are branches multiplying like mulatos while so many others are struggling to stay business? Banksters know there is an invisible brave new world running on automation rooted in profit, based on transaction and credit that will do away with every copper penny and all paper money in an epic ongoing grab for total control of commodities, markets, financial institutions worldwide and most of all your wallet.


To be fair, still open for business on 41 street is classic Ma n Pa style Central Hardware which is awesome for contractors and housewives alike.



"Well, here we are in Miami Bitch. Hehheh."

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